January 2011
If I sleep to much, my parents complain.
If I don’t get enough sleep, my parents complain.
If I eat too much, my parents complain.
If I don’t eat enough, my parents complain.
If I’m always in my room, my parents complain.
If I go out too much, my parents complain.
I CAN’T FUCKING WIN.
When I try to do a cute smile
EXPECTATION
REALITY
Losing your parents while shopping
tom-bass:
retrorainfall:
burritoshopsoundtrack:
staytruetoyou-:
at 6 years old:
now:
omg me
accurate.
introducing, neveralone guy.
-sweetcaroline:
soleisystem:
cheskabortion:
aspoonofcrazy:
iamthehalf-bloodprincess:
purpderp:
kkkpartybus:
I’m in love.
OH MY GOD
OMG WAT
OH SHIT
THIS IS LOVE
omg
Taking notes, and the teacher switches between...
oreozombie:
letseatburgers:
We’re not all fast writers, you know!
oreozombie:
laughed so hard! RELATE!!
When I set my alarm early so I can get homework...
thesummershit:
janglinsoul:
Expectations:
Reality:
so true
The feeling when you bumped into the corner of a...
I want to find someone who won't go away. Someone...
We all compare ourselves to other people. We have...
babyletsjustbe:
getover:
sweetmarshmalllow:
(via poeticheartache, -krischen)
Did you know that the word "Nemo" in Latin means...
tokionotepad:
sarahcarlosjust:
stfukattie:
MIND. FUCKING. BLOWN.
THAT I DID NOT KNOW. UNTIL NOW.
Finding Lost
Does this girl ever close her mouth?
lovingyoufromadistance:
wwiao:
Answer: no.
SHE’S READY FOR MY DICK IN HER MOUTH :)
Look at this fucking taco. Do you see it? Of...
Teacher: "I'm calling your parents"
Elementary school: “NOOO, i’ll be good”
Middle school: “Pssh, whatever”
High school: “haha tell my mom I said Hi”
How I imagine myself when I first start driving.
Top Likes of the Day
Teacher: Where's your homework?
Girl: Um... (looks to boyfriend for help)
Boy: It was my fault. Sorry.
Girl: (whispers) What are you doing?
(he smiled & winked at her)
Teacher: What?
Boy: It was my fault.
Teacher: How so?
Boy: I walked her to school today
& offered to carry her books.
Teacher: So where's her homework?
Boy: I dropped it.
Teacher: Why?
Boy: I dropped it when I was beating up a guy for saying you weren't the best teacher ever.
(everyone laughs & teacher smiles)
Teacher: I'll give you one more day
to get it finished.
what if someone was obsessed with my blog
whoever-she-is:
Girls aren't going to talk to you first. It's a...
The 20th GIF in your GIF folder is your celebrity...
youngbloodsjustkeeponscreaming:
kayleightheparawhore:
para-whore:
kowkowcrunch:
gleekygeek:
gleegron:
alldaytravelcard:
Celeb:
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WTF =)))))))))))))
Celeb:
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When someone takes your phone..
recklessdork:
At first you’re like..
then they start going through your pictures and texts & you’re like…
When a hug that lasts 00:00:20 is given to a girl,...